Question #2: How are the musicians you're playing with?
Outstanding: It's taking every bit of my abilities to keep up
Mediocre: It's taking every bit of my concentration to ignore them and watch that baseball game up by the bar
Lousy: It's taking every bit of my self-control to keep from launching that drummer through a plate-glass window

Question #3: How's the crowd?
Enthusiastic: They seem to think that we're The Beatles on Ed Sullivan
Oblivious: They seem to think that we're musical wallpaper
Hostile: They seem to think that we're worse than Murph & The Magictones

Question #4: How's the money?
Dolares Grandes: Me & The Missus (significant other) are gonna settle down in Barbados after this gig
Dinero Poquito: Me & The Missus (significant other) are gonna get a big ol' TV
Dos Pesos: Me & The Missus (significant other) are gonna get that 9 volt battery we've been dreamin' of