Lamar University jazz band director Wayne Dyess has sent us some meaty press releases in the past, but this one is the biggest yet. I had to go buy a bigger monitor to read it all....

Not content with simply telling us about upcoming events, Dyess has sent us a tome that includes the entire history of the jazz band at LU. There's even something in there about some guy dying in Russia. All we need to do is add a car chase and a love interest, and we've got ourselves a movie script!

Make yourself a sandwich, block out an hour or two, and then click here. There'll be a quiz later.